huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.ย 

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There’s my good and there’s my bad, both are not to be fucked with cuz even my good is twisted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

There’s my good and there’s my bad, both are not to be fucked with cuz even my good is twisted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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Happiness is the best revenge, because nothing drives your enemies more insane than seeing you smiling and living a good life ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

Happiness is the best revenge, because nothing drives your enemies more insane than seeing you smiling and living a good life ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

If someday the moon calls you by your name donโ€™t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you.
Shahrazad al-Khalij (via expiry)

(Source: nizariat)

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astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"โ€ฆย adjectivesโ€

(Source: thats-so-tyler)

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prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldnโ€™t have laughed

(Source: meme-meme)

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If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.
Noor Shirazie,ย Springtime (via aestheticintrovert)

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A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

(Source: incoherentchatter)

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percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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